Dad Pranked Kid So Much She Didn’t Believe Real Prize Win

Let’s just say my father is a prankster. New pair of shoes I want? He will tease getting them. Waiting for a new episode to come out on TV? He will joke that it is on- it’s not. Worried about moving? He would say we are, even if we aren’t. Things of this like (in case he is reading, these are not specific examples, but just give you an idea of why the following happened). OH- and his latest trick had been chasing me around the house on Mother’s Day with sparkling apple cider that I thought was wine and he kept urging me to drink it and I’d refuse. He cornered me in his closet.

When I was 10, I participated in what our radio station called “Kids Trivia”. I was a huge soccer fan and one week they were giving away tickets to our brand new MLS women’s team. Kids Trivia consisted of really easy questions. For example, the day I got it the answer was Sundial for “What instrument tells time by casting a shadow as the sun moves across the sky?”

Fast forward to the end of the week, where they have a drawing from the past two weeks for a limo prize pack with dinner at a fancy restaurant, box seats, sodas and even better drinks for the adults, a signed jersey, a ton of merchandise, and going to the after game party with the players. I wanted to listen to see if I won the drawing. I had a sleep over at my summer camp in tents. There was no way to listen to the broadcast. Well, for me.

My dad, however, tuned in. He comes after to pick me up. I hop in the car and he tells me “Guess what?” “What?” “We get to go to the game in a limo! You won the prize pack!” “No I didn’t.” My dad sat there stunned.
“Yes…. You did.” With all my 10 year old reasoning “The joking gets really old.”

We bickered for a half hour while he drove me home. My mom tries to assure me I won, scolded my dad for being a prankster, and even had me go with my dad to pick up the tickets from the station. After the cider incident, it wouldn’t have shocked me if he got friends in on the gag and I STILL did not believe it.

I finally believe when the limo pulled up. 😅. I had an amazing night! And found out that fried calamari tastes good! 😊

It is recalling incidents like these that make me realize that I may have a history of things that add up to being mild trauma without realizing it. I watched people grow up in much worse conditions that you could plainly see, so things like this just went over my head.