Guy Asks Ex’s Cousin for Bedroom Secrets, Gets Unexpected

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A few years ago, my gf informed me that I’ve never made her orgasm. In fact, no one made her orgasm. She always faked it. Even with me. However, according to her, there was one person who came close to making her cum, and that one person was her cousin. Yep, she fucked her cousin. All of this came out when I came up with a game where all I wanted us to do was share our bedroom bucket list with each other in the form of a sex themed vision board. Her vision board had one thing on it: orgasm. She just wanted someone to make her cum.

Our relationship gradually fell apart and we eventually broke up. I never made her orgasm, but it was not from a lack of trying. Cut to new year’s eve 2025. I was at a party when I noticed the cousin who apparently made my ex gf almost orgasm. It was my first time seeing him in years. I approached him and asked if he could tell me what his secret was to making my ex, aka his cousin, almost cum. I didn’t jump to that question straight away, but I also didn’t waste too much time getting to the point because I was little tipsy and I didn’t want to enter 2026 without knowing where I went wrong.

Based on the cousin’s body language, he too appeared to be drunk or high or both, which counted in my favour because he instantly took pity on me for carrying this burden and decided to tell me what he did differently in the bedroom when he was hooking up with my ex. He said the thing that almost made my ex orgasm was not his technique, but the fact that they were family, albeit distant family. Because the sex between them felt taboo, it turned her on more, which made her almost cum. It actually made sense to me. The cousin proceeded to put his arm around my shoulder and said he mostly fucked guys now. I nodded without knowing what to say.

The cousin said fucking guys was more straightforward in his experience. The cum comes out or it does not. No mystery. No question marks. I said I preferred the mystery and the question marks women brought to the bedroom. The cousin, who now had his head on my shoulder as well, said “once you pick dick, you fucking stick.” I thanked him for the chat and said my girlfriend was probably wondering where the fuck I was, so I better go. He made me save his number on my phone before allowing me to walk away. Yeah, there was no girlfriend looking for me lol.

**Tl;dr My relationship came to an end. I was never able to make my gf orgasm. But I did bump into the only guy who almost did. Her cousin. I approached him to find out what he did that I didn’t. Turned out, he did nothing different and then he attempted to fuck me like he fucked my ex. Not how I expected to say goodbye to 2025.**