Coworker’s Brooklyn Obsession Gets Perfect Petty Revenge
The Original Post
I used to work at a medical office and it was a chain. The culture was very corporate. I didnāt really fit in there but I tried to just keep my head down and do my very best at my job. One girl there seems to really not like me. Which is fine. Iām not a $100 bill for everyone to like me. But sheād do petty things like unplug my monitor and keyboard before Iād get to my desk in the morning. We also shared documentation responsibilities and she would neglect her end which I wouldnāt know about until Iād get an ear full from my boss. So I decided to get back at her in the pettiest way I possibly could. Her entire personality was ābeing from Brooklynā like oh believe me Iām from Brooklyn I know pizzaā or āIām from Brooklyn we donāt stand for shit like thatā yada yada.
One day I was castigated for something she did and I got really mad. So for the rest of the day, I pretended not to know what Brooklyn is. Iād ask like oh is that some town in Ohio? Oh itās in New York? Is it like upstate? One of the five boroughs? Everyone knows thereās only four boroughs in New York. Thatās Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, and Staten Island. When she showed me Brooklyn on the Internet, I just said thatās not real. Brooklyn is an Internet hoax. She got so incredibly frustrated. She started crashing out. The best part is whatās she gonna tell HR? Iām bullying her by pretending not to know what Brooklyn is?
This was a long time ago, but I figured it was a good place to share
What Reddit Said
Redditors absolutely loved this petty revenge story. Many found it deeply satisfying and relatable. Several commenters shared their own experiences with people whose entire personality revolves around being from Brooklyn.
The comments revealed this is apparently a common phenomenon. One user shared how their Brooklyn-obsessed father never actually took them to visit the magical borough he constantly talked about. Another commenter described using similar tactics against their boss who kept “mistaking” Brooklyn for the Bronx.
The Verdict
Reddit’s verdict was unanimous: this was brilliant petty revenge. The strategy of pretending not to know Brooklyn was both creative and perfectly targeted. It struck at the core of the coworker’s identity while being completely HR-proof. This belongs in the hall of fame for petty revenge stories that are both harmless and devastatingly effective.
Original post from r/pettyrevenge (3,694 upvotes, 191 comments)