The Original Post
This happened a few months ago. I’ve been dealing with ass issues for a long time now. I always put off going to the doctor to get it checked out because it’s embarrassing. Eventually the pain became too much and I finally scheduled a doctors appointment.
Well apparently at some point I had a small tear in my butt, which has now healed, but the tissue is scarred and gets inflamed/irritated and causes bad pain. The doctor prescribed me suppositories for when it flares up.
Well it was flaring up and it was the first time to try out one of those bad boys. I was reading the box and it was talking about how you have to be quick and not to hold it too long otherwise it’ll melt in your hand. This got me nervous because I didn’t know how quick I’d be since I can’t see anything back there.
Long story short, I dropped my dignity and let my fiancee put it in. So I got in position and spread em, and she did her thing. But in the process, I clenched and the suppository came shooting back out at her.
I heard it plop on the floor, she yelled “there’s poop on it!”, I yelled “get out! get out” and she ran out of the room to the office.
I cleaned everything up and when I finally was able to go get her she was still in the office laughing on the floor.
She’s still with me thankfully so it didn’t turn her off too much
TLDR: Have butt problems, doctor prescribed suppositories, got too in my head to put it in myself so my fiancee did it, I clenched and the suppository came shooting back out at her
What Reddit Said
Redditors absolutely loved this mortifying medical mishap. Most commenters praised the fiancée for being such a good sport about the whole ordeal. In fact, many users said her reaction of laughing on the floor showed she’s definitely a keeper.
However, some Redditors couldn’t believe OP actually shared such an embarrassing story. One commenter joked that “even Batman couldn’t get that information out of me.” Meanwhile, others offered practical advice for future suppository use and relationship maintenance.
The Verdict
The overwhelming consensus: this suppository shot at fiancee story is pure comedy gold, not a real f*ck up. Reddit determined that having a partner willing to help with embarrassing medical situations is actually a blessing. This is a perfect example of embarrassing moments that actually strengthen relationships through medical mishaps and shared laughter.
Original post from r/tifu (1,013 upvotes, 84 comments)