On today’s episode of people who should know better, someone named Tom kept harassing an innocent phone owner with his wrong number chaos. However, this victim’s wrong number revenge prank involving a very NSFW furry convention message finally shut Tom up for good.
Wrong Number Revenge Backstory: The Harassment Begins
Our hero had owned their phone number for two years when the Tom calls started rolling in. At first, friends and family were innocently dialing the wrong digits. Nevertheless, politely explaining the mix-up should have solved everything.
Unfortunately, Tom apparently has the listening skills of a brick wall. Moreover, his contacts seemed equally dense about updating their address books.
The Wrong Number Revenge Escalation
Eventually, Tom escalated from passive incompetence to active malice. He started deliberately giving out the wrong number to real estate agents and businesses. Consequently, our victim was getting bombarded with unwanted commercial calls.
At this point, diplomacy died and petty revenge was born. The next time someone called asking for Tom, our hero was ready. Furthermore, they had crafted the perfect response message.
The message? “Hey it’s Tom sorry I can’t answer your call I’m getting my ass fucked at a furry convention right now.” Subsequently, this nuclear option only needed deployment twice.
What Reddit Said
Most people said the furry convention message was absolutely brilliant. In fact, many shared similar stories about email mix-ups and wrong number harassment.
However, some commenters took even more extreme measures. For example, one person canceled expensive snowboard orders when someone used their email incorrectly.
Meanwhile, another commenter approved a $50,000 church renovation expense to stop email spam. In addition, someone else threatened physical violence over construction delivery confirmations.
Nevertheless, everyone agreed that Tom got exactly what he deserved. Moreover, the furry convention detail was chef’s kiss perfect.
The Verdict
Overall verdict: This wrong number revenge prank was completely justified and hilariously effective. Sometimes people need creative consequences to learn basic phone etiquette.
Tom learned the hard way that harassing innocent people backfires spectacularly. For more satisfying justice stories, check out our revenge stories and petty revenge collections.
From r/pettyrevenge (4,830 upvotes)